D.O.G.E – Department of Government Efficiency (Mug Edition)

Introducing the most efficient government agency that never existed: the Department of Government Efficiency—aka D.O.G.E. Because if there's one thing the government knows how to do... it's absolutely nothing quickly.

This mug is for the early risers, the late-night thinkers, and anyone who’s ever screamed into the void during tax season. Featuring a glitchy grayscale flag and top-secret “SEC FILE #11205-A” (totally made up), this bad boy serves 11oz of steaming satire with every pour.

☕ Holds enough coffee to survive a congressional hearing
🇺🇸 Flag may be distressed, but not as distressed as the economy
💸 Microwave & dishwasher safe—unlike your bank account
🔍 Pairs perfectly with audits, inflation, and existential dread

Start your day the D.O.G.E way—where efficiency is classified and incompetence is standard issue.