D.O.G.E. – Department of Off-Grid Economics Mug

Welcome to the Department of Off-Grid Economics—where we don’t trust the system, we meme it into submission. This isn’t just a mug. It’s a weapon of mass disruption ☕🚀

Featuring a jacked, sunglasses-wearing Shiba 🐶 rocking tactical gear, an American flag 🇺🇸, a “BUY THE DIP” laptop 💻, and a coin in hand like it’s top-secret crypto intel 🪙—this is your official-issued gear for morning market mayhem.

Perfect for:
📉 Laughing while the market crashes
📈 Sipping victory after buying the dip
💥 Waging war on fiat with every gulp
🏕️ Prepping your portfolio and your bunker

Stamped with SEC File #42069-B so the feds think it’s legit. 😎

⚠️ Caution: May cause laser eyes, sudden wealth syndrome, and uncontrollable urges to yell “WE’RE SO BACK” after every red candle. 🔥🐕‍🦺📊