D.O.G.E. – Flag Efficiency Tee

Move over IRS, there’s a new department in town—and this one actually does something.

Welcome to D.O.G.E., the only branch of government that runs on decentralized vibes, crypto gains, and elite internet humor. We don’t audit. We don’t legislate. We just optimize the hell out of inefficiency—one meme at a time.

🐶 Appointed by Elon. Sworn in on a Dogecoin wallet.
📈 Fixes more problems than Congress with fewer meetings and more GIFs.
📉 Budgets: Zero. Results: Still better than the Department of Education.
💻 Accepts Doge, Bitcoin, and leftover government cheese as payment.

Perfect for:
– Tech bros who read whitepapers for fun
– Libertarians with laser eyes
– Patriots who moon on Tuesdays and meme on Wednesdays

Because let’s face it:
The only thing more efficient than Doge… is Doge with a job. 🫡🐾🚀

D.O.G.E. – We don’t print money. We print results.