D.O.G.E. – White House Tech Opps

Forget the NSA. Forget the CIA. This is D.O.G.E. Tech Opps—the elite, undisclosed, and slightly unhinged task force running covert meme operations directly from the White House basement (next to the ice cream freezer).

💻 Built for digital warfare, disinformation disassembly, and deactivating bots in under 0.69 seconds
🕶️ Uniform of choice for undercover sh*tposters and cyber patriots
📡 Rumored to have access to Area 51’s WiFi and Hunter's hard drive
📎 Mouse cursor included for maximum tech intimidation

Whether you're neutralizing NPCs, hacking inflation, or monitoring the Fed with a meme scanner—this tee tells everyone you're not just online...
you’re on a mission.

D.O.G.E. – White House Tech Opps
Because real power doesn’t bark. It downloads. 🐶💾🔥