Daily Drip of Tears Mug

tart your morning with a fresh, hot cup of delicious leftist despair. This vintage-style mug is ethically brewed from only the finest free-range liberal tears 🐸💧

Featuring a smiling 1950s housewife who definitely didn’t ask for your pronouns ☕💁‍♀️, this mug serves pure sass, zero apologies, and just a splash of satire.

Perfect for:
📰 Watching the news while whispering “good”
🧢 Sipping victory after another meltdown
🚫 Canceling cancel culture—one sip at a time
📦 Getting shadowbanned and loving every second of it

Side effects may include:

• Unbothered energy 😌

• Sudden gains in confidence 💸

• Cry-laughing from the comments section 😂

Brewed strong. Served hot. Triggered daily.