Defund the IRS

This tee is a middle finger to the only gang that takes your money before you even touch it—the IRS. They tax your income, your savings, your side hustle, your crypto, your breath, and probably your thoughts next.

Why do they need 87,000 new agents? Why are they armed? Why is Karen from accounting built like a SWAT officer?
Nobody knows. But this shirt says HELL NO.

💰 Perfect for tax season tantrums, libertarian BBQs, and dodging eye contact at H&R Block
📉 Lowers your taxable confidence but raises your audit probability by 6.9%
🧠 Designed for people who read the Constitution and actually meant it

Warning: Wearing this may cause spontaneous applause at gas stations and side-eyes from people who still think the government spends responsibly.

Defund the IRS
Because if we wanted to be robbed blind, we’d move to California.