Defund the IRS Trucker Hat

Ever feel like you're working 60 hours a week just to fund gender studies in Pakistan and office chairs for IRS agents with lumbar support? Same, patriot. 🇺🇸

Introducing the “Defund the IRS” Trucker Hat—your official membership badge to the “I’d Rather Tip a Waitress Than Fund the Feds” club.

Complete with bold arrows pointing to the real villain (🧾💀), and a mysterious #DEFUND-404 | CLASSIFIED tagline that makes NPCs glitch out mid-sentence.

🧢 Hat Perks Include:

• +10 charisma when arguing with your accountant

• +50 stealth when dodging useless government programs

• +∞ freedom vibes every time you walk past a bank

Whether you’re protesting peacefully or just dodging your 7th audit, this hat tells the truth louder than a politician in panic mode.

Wear with pride. Trigger with ease. Taxation isn’t theft—it’s just bad customer service. 💸✌️