Department of Off-Grid Economics

This isn't just a shirt—it's a badge of honor for the decentralized elite. Featuring our highly trained Doge operative, armed with gains, grit, and a tablet that only says one thing: BUY THE DIP. Whether you’re dodging taxes, dodging fiat, or dodging the Matrix entirely—this tee has you covered like blockchain on a burner wallet.

🐶 Official uniform of the anti-Fed militia (digital branch)
📉 Worn by legends who trade memes by day and stack sats by night
🧠 Approved by economists with zero credentials but infinite conviction
💸 Not available at your local mall (obviously)

Perfect for:
– Bitcoin BBQs 🍖
– NFT funerals 🪦
– Telling your boss “I’m not broke, I’m early.” ⏳

D.O.G.E. – because when the system collapses, we moon.
Suit up, soldier. The dip isn’t going to buy itself. 🚀🐾