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Devolution
Devolution
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š„ They told you itās geneticsā¦ Nah, itās the McValue meal. šš
Once, we hunted mammoths, built civilizations, and conquered continents. Now? We waddle to the fridge between DoorDash orders and blame our "slow metabolism." š
This ain't evolutionāit's DEvolution. The only thing surviving natural selection now is the drive-thru line. šš
Wear this shirt. Watch people get mad. Trigger the NPCs. Because your ancestors didnāt fight saber-tooth tigers just so you could lose a battle to a family-sized bag of chips. šš„
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