Devolution

🔥 They told you it’s genetics… Nah, it’s the McValue meal. 🍟💀

Once, we hunted mammoths, built civilizations, and conquered continents. Now? We waddle to the fridge between DoorDash orders and blame our "slow metabolism." 😂

This ain't evolution—it's DEvolution. The only thing surviving natural selection now is the drive-thru line. 🚗🍔

Wear this shirt. Watch people get mad. Trigger the NPCs. Because your ancestors didn’t fight saber-tooth tigers just so you could lose a battle to a family-sized bag of chips. 💀🔥