DOGE: Department of Government Efficiency

Welcome to the Department of Government Efficiency, where every dollar you pay in taxes is carefully... misplaced.💸🐶💰 Need a pothole fixed? Sorry, we’re too busy funding $500M gender studies in Pakistan. Roads falling apart? We just approved a $3 trillion diversity initiative for government contractors. Audits? Those are for you, not us. 🫡

But don’t worry, our top economists assure us that printing money won’t cause inflation. Trust the system. Trust the experts. Ignore the $20 eggs and the fact that your paycheck buys less every year. 🫠

Meanwhile, politicians keep getting richer, government offices keep getting fancier, and the accounting department just took an extended vacation to the Cayman Islands. 🏝️

But hey, at least you got a $600 stimulus check while they sent billions overseas. What a deal. 🤡

📢 Breaking News: The Federal Reserve just approved a bailout for struggling billionaires—funded by… you guessed it. 💰💀