Eggflation Survivor

Remember when eggs weren’t a luxury item? Yeah, neither do we. Welcome to 2025, where omelets are for the 1% and breakfast is a class privilege. 🥚💀

This shirt is for the real ones who:
🍳 Whisper “I miss you” to the egg aisle
💳 Swipe their card and pray it doesn’t decline over a 12-pack
🐔 Eye up backyard chickens like it’s a heist movie

Perfect for:
– Flexing on peasants with your 3-egg scramble
– Getting kicked out of Whole Foods for protesting yolk prices
– Reminding the world that this is not okay.

WARNING: Wearing this may cause flashbacks to 2022 when eggs were cheap, rent was still insane, and society had just slightly more dignity.

Make breakfast affordable again. Or riot. Your choice. 😤🥚🔥