El Presidente of the Gulf

Introducing the shirt that answers the question “What if foreign policy had a fiesta?” 🎉🌮

Trump didn’t just annex the oil—he brought the maracas. Whether he's building walls or shaking hips, this limited-edition Gulf of America tee is for the patriots who want border control and a side of guac.

Perfect for:
🪅 Cinco de Mayo at the country club
🛢️ Drilling for oil and queso
🌵 Telling your uncle “it’s satire” while secretly agreeing

Features:
– Cactus diplomacy 🌵
– Maraca warfare 💥
– Extra spicy freedom 🌶️🇺🇸

Because in 2025, we’re not invading — we’re celebrating.
Fiesta or fallout, the drip stays undefeated. 😎💣