F*CK CARNEY — National Security Threat Tee

You didn’t vote for him. You didn’t ask for him.
But suddenly, Mark Carney is everywhere—from World Economic Forums to whispers of prime ministerial power grabs.

This shirt?
A digital middle finger turned physical.
A walking billboard for the people who see through the script.

🟥 Available in multiple colors — black, red, white, and more. Each one loud enough to make your local MP sweat.

👕 Soft AF premium cotton
🎯 True-to-size fit for both patriots and agent provocateurs
🔥 Printed with bold graphics that scream rebellion louder than CBC's censorship team

FRONT:

• F*CK CARNEY with the maple leaf as the “U”

• “Not my banker. Not my prime minister.”

ENERGY:

• Wear it to city hall.

• Wear it to the gym.

• Wear it on a first date if you want to filter real quick.

This isn’t just a shirt.
It’s a political liability in fabric form.
It’s a threat to polite society.
It’s Offensive AF.

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⚠️ WARNING:

• May get you shadowbanned

• May start arguments

• May start revolutions

✊ This shirt has already been banned once.
You wearing it? That’s resistance.