Whoops 😅 looks like freedom struck oil again. This shirt is for the patriots who know geography is just a suggestion and democracy comes with a complimentary airstrike 💥🇺🇸
Rock the Gulf of America 2025™ tee when you're: 🔹 Defending "national interests" 7,000 miles away 🔹 Explaining to your friends how it's definitely not about oil 🔹 BBQing while yelling "Support the troops!" at your TV
💧 Drip so loud it caused a coup 🛢️ Built for the battlefield or brunch 📈 Sanctions not included
Because if there's one thing we love more than freedom… it's resources we didn't know we needed until someone else had them 😈
