Gulf of America 2025 – Secession Starter Cap

Tired of the nonsense? Ready to clock out of Clown World and clock in to coastal independence? Say no more, patriot—your uniform starts here.

The Gulf of America 2025 hat is your official headgear for the upcoming vibes-only breakup from the Union. Whether you're sipping freedom cocktails on a rogue beach or mapping out a new constitution on a bar napkin, this cap says:
“We out.”

Perfect for:

🇺🇸 Fourth of July BBQs with zero liberals
📦 Moving south without telling your in-laws
🚫 Not paying state taxes because... which state?
🍹 Hosting freedom fundraisers with pool floats and firearms

Embroidered for extra disrespect.
Backed by the unofficial constitution of 2025.
Worn by people who don’t ask permission.

Grab yours before the borders close. 🏖️📉