Gulf of America – Freedom Resort Mug

Welcome to the hottest new destination of 2025: The Gulf of America—where the beaches are red, white, and based 🇺🇸🌊

Sip your morning brew while dreaming of palm trees, political secessions, and offshore bank accounts. This mug features a retro sunset 🌅, waves of liberty 🌊, and birds flying far, far away from the federal reserve 🦅💸

Perfect for:
☕ Escaping the union (mentally)
🛩️ Booking a one-way trip to freedom
📺 Watching the collapse in style
👙 Planning your “No Tax Nation” beach party

Whether you're sipping coffee in your compound or daiquiris in your decentralized state, this mug is your passport to paradise 🏝️✨

Est. 2025 – because sometimes the union just isn’t union-ing anymore 😎