Gulfed & Loaded

Welcome to the Gulf of America—a peaceful, pastel paradise built on drone strikes, dollar collapse, and denial. 🌴💣 This shirt is your boarding pass to the beachside escape no one voted for, but everyone’s stuck in.

🏝️ Featuring retro vibes, global instability, and a sunset that definitely cost taxpayers $40 billion
🦅 Designed for freedom lovers, sarcasm enjoyers, and anyone who thinks "foreign policy" is just code for laundering with extra steps
📉 Perfect for sipping piña coladas while watching democracy get exported like it’s a clearance item at Walmart

Whether you're dodging conscription or just vibing with the fall of the petrodollar, this tee says:
"I came for the freedom, stayed for the chaos."

Pack light. Think dark.
Gulf of America—Est. 2025
Because when the empire collapses, at least the views are nice. 🐚💀