Gulf of America Trucker Hat – Secession & Chill Edition

Tired of the circus? Pack your flip-flops and grab a lawn chair, because we’re moving south-waaay south. 🌴☀️

The “Gulf of America” Hat is your official souvenir from the beach resort formerly known as the United States. Est. 2025 (the year we stopped pretending it could be fixed), this design blends tropical vibes with political sarcasm so smooth, even the FBI might wear it on vacation.

🧢 Why You Need This Hat:

• Perfect for sipping sweet tea while watching DC burn—metaphorically... mostly.

• Makes normies ask, “Wait, is that a real place?” (We hope so)

• Great for beach days, barbecues, and Biden impression contests

⚠️ WARNING:
Wearing this may cause unsolicited high-fives in Florida, suspicious glances at Whole Foods, and a sudden urge to build your own country.

Gulf of America: Come for the satire, stay for the secession. 🦅🌅