Holy, Not Woke

He flipped tables, not genders. He spoke truth, not TikToks. And he definitely didn’t list his pronouns in his bio.

This shirt is for the bold few who know Jesus didn’t come to preach safe spaces—He came to shake the system.Featuring iconic holy drip with a savage twist, this tee declares the one fact that makes the woke mob combust in real time: “Jesus Wasn’t Woke.” ✝️🔥

Perfect for:
🙌 Sunday service & savage sermons
☕ Triggering theology majors at coffee shops
📖 Reading the Bible without a liberal filter
🧠 Being theologically sound and hilarious

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And if anyone gets offended… remind them:
Even Jesus didn’t try to please everyone. 😎