Pack your bags 🇺🇸, grab your golf clubs ⛳, and overthrow a government or two 🛢️—it’s time for the Gulf of America™ getaway 🌴.
Featuring 45 on permanent vacation with a side of oil rigs and palm trees, this shirt screams: 🏖️ “Diplomacy is dead, but I’m vibing.” 🍹 “Mai Tais & Military Operations.” 🚁 “All-inclusive… except for international law.”
Perfect for: 🔹 Beach trips where you argue about geopolitics with strangers 🔹 Fourth of July cookouts where the burgers are grilled and the takes are nuclear 🔹 Your next appearance in a CIA debrief
Drip so strong it sanctions your neighbor. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Welcome to the United States of Vacationland. 🌅💣
