IRS Repellent

The sun’s out, the feds are broke, and you just hit the beach rocking full-blown sovereign citizen vibes.

"I IDENTIFY AS TAX-EXEMPT" isn't just a towel—it's a non-compliance blanket. Wrap yourself in it and watch accountants spontaneously combust.

Perfect for:
– Dodging audits
– Evading beach patrol
– Scaring your liberal aunt at the family BBQ

Ultra-soft, zero-guilt, and completely unapproved by the IRS.

📢 Warning: May cause sudden freedom, unsolicited debates, and overwhelming urges to start your own country.

Claim your deduction. The government's not invited. 🧾🚫