Liberal Roast™

This ain’t your average cup of joe — it’s a piping hot brew made from the finest, freshest liberal meltdowns ☕😭

Harvested at peak outrage from:
🌈 College campus protests
📱 Twitter reply guys
🧠 People who think the government should parent your kids

Whether you’re doomscrolling, deprogramming your coworkers, or just enjoying the downfall of clown world with creamer — this shirt lets ‘em know you like your coffee black, bold, and bathed in salt.

✅ No soy. No safe spaces. No apologies.
✅ Pairs perfectly with sarcasm and side-eyes.
✅ May cause sudden urges to say “I told you so.”

Wear it proud, sip it loud.
Because some mornings just hit different when they’re brewed from pure delusion.