You’ve heard of BBQ sauce, but have you tried 100% organic liberal tears? 🧂👀 This shirt is for the alpha dad who grills red meat and roasts blue checks at the same damn time.
Whether you're: 🔥 Searing steaks while quoting the Constitution 😂 Watching CNN just to boost your sodium levels 🍔 Flipping burgers and flipping off cancel culture
…you already know what time it is.
✅ Pairs perfectly with gunpowder, beer, and freedom ✅ Offends vegans from 6 states away ✅ Grill marks sold separately
Wear this and watch your neighbor Karen slowly combust. You’re not just cooking — you’re leading a flavor revolution. 🇺🇸💪
