Tech Support (Elon Musk Edition)

🧠💻 You’re not here to fix grandma’s Wi-Fi. You’re here to rewire the simulation.

The Tech Support tee is for the chosen few who don’t just use the internet — they bend it to their will.
You troubleshoot society. You debug the bullshit. And when the Matrix starts glitching? You don’t panic… you smirk, crack your knuckles, and start typing.

Wearing this shirt instantly boosts your RAM (Real-Ass Mentality).
It’s been spotted on keyboard warriors, red-pilled programmers, Elon’s burner account, and at least three people who definitely know what aliens really are.

Whether you’re
– Rebooting democracy from your basement
– Installing free speech updates on the timeline
– Or just telling Karen to turn it off and on again...

You are Tech Support.
Not for their devices.
For their delusions.

⚠️ Side effects may include:
– Random strangers asking if you work for Elon
– NPCs experiencing lag in your presence
– A 72% increase in unsolicited conspiracy theories

Put it on. Log in. Wreck the system.