Baaahd Evolution

📉 From standing tall… to baa-ing on command. 🐑💀

This shirt is a history lesson, a warning sign, and a savage roast all in one. It perfectly captures how modern society went from thinking freely to following orders like it’s a full-time job. One moment we’re upright, discovering fire—and the next, we’re lining up for boosters, triple-masked, triple-taxed, and triple-confused.

😂 Evolution? Nah. This is devolution in real-time.
🐒→👨→🐑
Darwin’s rolling in his grave—and probably asking for a refund.

🧠 Designed for the critically thinking, not the critically triggered
💥 Guaranteed to offend at least 3 family members and 1 HR manager
📺 Pairs perfectly with conspiracy podcasts, banned documentaries, and ignoring the news
🚫 Not recommended for people who say “trust the science” but can’t define a woman

Whether you’re at the gym, a protest, or just standing in line watching people scan their faces to buy oat milk—this shirt speaks the truth so you don’t have to. Just point to the sheep and keep it moving.

The Evolution of Obedience
Because freedom ain’t free—and neither is your brain if you don’t use it. 🧠🔥