The Tax Evader’s Identity Towel

Your pronouns? Respect.
My pronouns? NO / TAXES.
🧍💼🚫💰

This isn’t just a towel — it’s a declaration of financial independence wrapped in cotton.
Perfect for patriots, accountants in denial, and anyone who’s ever blacked out doing TurboTax.

Use it to:

• Dry off after rage-quitting your W-2 🧾

• Lay it out at the beach like you're hiding from the IRS

• Subtly tell your family at the BBQ that you believe in freedom (and loopholes)

Features:

• Printed bold so even your CPA can read it from 40 feet away 👀

• “Federal recognition pending” — because we’re still waiting on that callback

• Makes people laugh, cry, or file an amended return

Whether you're poolside, protesting, or hiding out in Florida — this towel’s got your back (and your deductions).

💬 Disclaimer: May trigger liberals, accountants, and people who think taxes are “necessary.”

Get yours now before it’s declared hate speech.