This Towel is a Write-Off

Tired of donating half your paycheck to fund lizard meetings and gender studies in countries you can't find on a map?
Now you can dry off in style while disrespecting the federal government one pool day at a time.

Introducing the DEFUND THE IRS Towel — soft enough to sleep on, bold enough to trigger a random audit. 💀

Perfect for:

• Drying off after a rage shower 🚿

• Beach days, BBQs, or burying your shredded W-2

• Passive-aggressive family gatherings (“nice towel, Chad”)

Features:

• Bold arrows pointing directly at your least favorite agency 👇

• Gold lettering that says “I stopped filing in 2020”

• So soft it might be a write-off (it’s not)

Warning: This towel may cause:

• Side effects like freedom, unsolicited debates, and IRS surveillance vans