Touch Grass? Nah, Touch Sand

Tired of arguing with strangers on the internet?
Still thinking TikTok comments are real life?
It’s time to TOUCH. SAND. 🧂🌞🏝️

This isn’t just a towel — it’s a mandatory mental health intervention in meme form.
Unfold it at the beach, pool, or family BBQ and let people know: 

               “You need to log off, champ.”

Perfect for:

• Wiping off screen time regret 📱😓

• Sunbathing while muted

• Politely telling NPCs to go outside

Features:

• Massive text readable from across the beach 🗣️

• So soft, even cancel culture couldn’t drag it

• Pairs great with vitamin D and no WiFi

Use responsibly.
Side effects may include fresh air, better skin, and inner peace.
Not recommended for indoor influencers. 🧼