You didn’t come to the beach to play nice—you came to air dry and air out your opinions. Whether you’re laying in the sand or laying down truth bombs, this towel’s doing one thing: reminding the world that free speech > fragile egos.
Perfect for: – Beach days and debates – Triggering campus interns – Protecting your right to remain based
📢 Soft on your skin, hard on censorship. Not approved by HR. Definitely banned at Twitter HQ (pre-Elon).
