Pie Over Pronouns

This shirt is hotter than the pie she’s pulling out of the oven—and twice as offensive to anyone with a TikTok bio full of flags. If you like your women baking, not broadcasting, and you're more into flour than filters, congratulations—you’ve found your uniform.

👩‍🍳 Features a retro queen who knows her way around a kitchen, not a crisis of identity
🥧 Scientifically proven to increase testosterone and decrease soy exposure
💬 Makes brunch awkward, Tinder dates short, and family dinners unforgettable
🧠 Not recommended for people with blue hair and Wi-Fi-based self-worth

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a lifestyle.
A pie-filled, apron-wrapped, “Yes, I packed your lunch, babe” kind of life.
Because let’s be real—we’ve got enough men pretending to be women.

Pie Over Pronouns
Serve looks. Bake pies. Trigger everyone.