White House Vacation: MAGA Resort Edition

🍹🏖️ Democracy’s on break — and he’s soaking up the chaos in style.

Introducing the White House Vacation tee: the ultimate fit for anyone who’s ever looked at the state of the country and thought, “You know what? Let’s make politics a damn beach day.”

Featuring 2025’s most relaxed Commander-in-Chief, this shirt is a tribute to tropical tyranny, suntanned executive orders, and sipping iced tea while the media melts down.

🌴 Perfect for:
– MAGA patriots with a sense of humor
– Political meme lords
– Anyone who thinks debates should happen poolside

Whether you’re storming the beach or just trolling brunch, this shirt screams:
“I didn’t come to govern. I came to vibe.”

🇺🇸☀️ White House? More like White Claw.
Now serving political tea — ice cold.