Collection: Based Summer Collection
You’ve been based all winter… now show it on the beach.
The BASED SUMMER COLLECTION just dropped.
Sunburn not included. Censorship still pending
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White House Vacation: MAGA Resort Edition
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Gulf of America: Presidential Getaway
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Gulfed & Loaded
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Hooked on Freedom
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Anti-Woke Club: 1776 Edition
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Make Woman Wives Again
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IRS Repellent
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Towel of Truth
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The Declaration of Basedpendence
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The Sigma Dry Cloth
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This Towel is a Write-Off
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DOGE – Department of Government Efficiency (Official Towel)
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The Tax Evader’s Identity Towel
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Touch Grass? Nah, Touch Sand
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